Jesus; You Smart Ass.


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Pray silence, please, and bow down before the most esteemed Sir Reginald Goosington-Drake, Grand Duck of Dukeburg, Royal Order of the Giblet, Earl of Brouhaha, Milk of Magnesia, Twelfth Marquis of the House of Pancakes, Sultan of Stouffer, Fresh Prince of Foie Gras, Clark of Kent…

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Jesus; You Smart Ass.


Mr. Bill Has a Pill.

Does the Future come about because of our past?

I found myself with the Wonderful Rev. Harrison, and some of his lovely friends. WE were around a campfire outside the pearly Gates, Just outside of Heaven. Talking about recent events  @Planet Earth, United States of America, Down in Indiana, In a place called Indianapolis..HAPPENINGS.  . When the Sudden  Jesus walked up and sat between and my Friend The Good Reverend. I noticed Him turning White Like, then I could see through you. Jesus ask Us All, For why Have you Come so troubled to Here? I Explained to My Brother That Man has taken to attack his very own self. That the family is in need of Everything, The Job’s has turned Common Man into Sheep, That Sleep By Day and Disappear by Night, But the Larger, The corporations, the governments and the illest Have taken More and more Freedom away. Yet They Super Thrive as We divide, to more and…

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Jesus; You Smart Ass.


I found myself with the Wonderful Rev. Harrison, and some of his lovely friends. WE were around a campfire outside the pearly Gates, Just outside of Heaven. Talking about recent events  @Planet Earth, United States of America, Down in Indiana, In a place called Indianapolis..HAPPENINGS.  . When the Sudden  Jesus walked up and sat between and my Friend The Good Reverend. I noticed Him turning White Like, then I could see through you. Jesus ask Us All, For why Have you Come so troubled to Here? I Explained to My Brother That Man has taken to attack his very own self. That the family is in need of Everything, The Job’s has turned Common Man into Sheep, That Sleep By Day and Disappear by Night, But the Larger, The corporations, the governments and the illest Have taken More and more Freedom away. Yet They Super Thrive as We divide, to more and more, smaller and smaller. Jesus Laught and said, My brother Have you forgot what our Father said to us? It is what seems to be right, That 2010-07-04%2520all is what is wrong? What is wrong cannot become Right on it is own. Then he did his Usual Smacked the shit out of My left Leg. Got up, as everyone around the campfire Trembled and Hissed. He quickly and magically got up and started to walk away, When I turned And said. Jesus, You Smart Ass. It Is “I”. a common man.

Did I tell you about the Time?


Does the Future come about because of our past?

Have a special day for yourself. God George Carlin And I had a nice time last night. I meet George Carlin in a Bar where he was Having a Drink. I sat on the stool next to him. I want to ask him if he remembered a Time that he meet with my Mirror Twin as he pumped gas on Sunset or Wilshire Blvd. and the 405 during the gas shortage of Carter administration in 70,s. Before I could get the conversation started he said. I am meeting God. We’re going to the Movies.You want to come?…..I thought quickly and decided to bite. Off we went to the Wilshire Boulevard. I keep a sharp eye out for God.Still no show. We were watching the movie when all the sudden I realized that Jesus showed up..Mumbling on about Dad and This and that complaint. I though, DID GEORGE REALLY MEAN God>>DAD? A…

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