Lost In Martensville, Indiana; A Cow stole my truck.


I have decided That Cows are not very smart.  I was driving through Martinsville Indiana when I had a blowout. I was able to pull in next to a Cow pasture and some woods. I yelled out to the Cow, Hey Cow comes over here and changes my tire for me. I am in a hurry I need to get to Baxter Ymca for a meeting.  I waited two Hour hours on that Cow before I finally gave up and had to do it all by myself.  When you have you-you, have to So I told That Cow, Don’t you Move a Muscle, I will be right back Then I am going to give it to you. So I stepped just inside the woods Did my usually. Turned around and Found that Some how the Cow Had changed the forest a Little but I soon found my way out to where my car had been. The Cow had driven it off. Damn Thing. I knew it could have changed the tire if I waited longer. As I looked around, I could not figure out where all the hills and valley came from. And somehow the Cow had made the road disapear. Yes, this was the spot. After 2 days I decided to walk for a while. When 20 minutes later I spotted that Cow. Standing over in the same pasture as if nothing had happened. Damn thang even parked my car right back where it was. Cows are stupid That is for sure.

Government Work; How not to work.


Does the Future come about because of our past?

First things; first. No eye contact. Signifies you are interested. Your not. Code 11c-23, revised by something else states no collaborating with the enemy.                                   Second. If caught off guard act busy real fast before you fall into the “trap of service”. Left unattended the public will end up wasting your WHOLE day in an endless request for attention.  Third. Never be like openly agreeing with the public in public about anything. If pushed into helping one of them. Alway Remember There may be other public listen for you to crack-up or actually help some one.No laugh or joking around. This is serious stuff. Sorting the mail and things.  Forth. No EMOTIONALISM under any circumstance. If the Public get emotional, duck and cover and call the police. Six. If all else fails to put up a good showing of trying…

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Government Work; How not to work.


First things; first. No eye contact. Signifies you are interested. Your not. Code 11c-23, revised by something else states no collaborating with the enemy.                                   Second. If caught off guard act busy real fast before you fall into the “trap of service”. Left unattended the public will end up wasting your WHOLE day in an endless request for attention.  Third. Never be like openly agreeing with the public in public about anything. If pushed into helping one of them. Alway Remember There may be other public listen for you to crack-up or actually help some one.No laugh or joking around. This is serious stuff. Sorting the mail and things.  Forth. No EMOTIONALISM under any circumstance. If the Public get emotional, duck and cover and call the police. Six. If all else fails to put up a good showing of trying to help until you get a chance to tell them to Hit The Road. If they persist with bright white teeth shining out to you as they request calmly…Can I please have some FUCKING SERVICE. You move back to the duck and cover step. Never I say Never allow any of the Public make you actually work for a living. The Nerve anyway.  What do you mean no pay raise this year Boss?

Valerie Cunningham named Acting Chief of Police for IMPD — WISH-TV


How lucky the people of Indianapolis just Got. This is a Tremendous Officier that Not only has all the training to be the new chief as any male counter Part, Along with a Loyal local family and the large base of friends. Let us choose her. Search Over Mr. Mayor.

Does the Future come about because of our past?

INDIANAPOLIS (WISH) — Valerie Cunningham was named the new interim Chief of Police for the Indianapolis Metropolitan Police Department on Saturday. She will serve in the role for up to ten days while Mayor Joe Hogsett does his diligence to find a permanent Chief of Police. Acting Chief Cunningham has served with Indianapolis Police Department/Indianapolis…

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Valerie Cunningham named Acting Chief of Police for IMPD — WISH-TV


How lucky the people of Indianapolis just Got. This is a Tremenduos Officier that Not only has all the training to be the new chief as any male counter Part, Along with a Loyal local family and large base of freinds. Let us choose her. Search Over Mr. Mayor.


INDIANAPOLIS (WISH) — Valerie Cunningham was named the new interim Chief of Police for the Indianapolis Metropolitan Police Department on Saturday. She will serve in the role for up to ten days while Mayor Joe Hogsett does his diligence to find a permanent Chief of Police. Acting Chief Cunningham has served with Indianapolis Police Department/Indianapolis…

via Valerie Cunningham named Acting Chief of Police for IMPD — WISH-TV

School district apologizes for “Trail of Tears” sign held at football game — NEWS10 ABC


BROOKFIELD, OH (WKBN) — An Ohio school district is apologizing over an offensive sign its cheerleaders made for a basketball game earlier this week. In a message sent on Facebook, a First News viewer called a sign Brookfield cheerleaders were holding before the boy’s tip-off against the Girard Indians “disgusting.” “I lost some sleep over…

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